Posts tagged "clark kent"
Clark: BROOOOOOOOOSE.
Bruce: oh my god clark seriously I am busy do you not see that? I have to devote 22 hours a day to crimefighting and billionairing and crying manfully alone in the dark okay.
Clark: BROOSE I KNOW
I
KNOW
Bruce: how did you know clark. HOW COULD YOU EVER KNOW THE DEPTH OF MY BATGONY?
Clark:Because I have sadvision. It is one of my Kryptonian powers. I can see all of your sads.
Bruce: batsob
Clark:BRUCE, I WILL CRADLE YOU AGAINST MY BULGING PECTORALS SO THAT YOU WILL KNOW WHAT A HUG FEELS LIKE. TAKE THIS KNOWLEDGE (AND ALL OF MY LOVING) AND HUG YOUR ROBINS.
Bruce: ALL of my Robins?
Clark: ALL OF THE ROBINS.
SWEET JESUS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
(via vengerturtle)
