The dorky trio
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
but not by the pizza guy
but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?
"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"
"Anna, you can’t marry someone you just met."
BUT HOW COOL WOULD THAT CROSS OVER BE
So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper…
He’s one hell of a fixer upper